Cheer up, sunshine!

I am not sure why I find this so hilarious. Read the lyrics.  Watch the video.  Have a wonderful day!  I am positive this will put a smile on your face!

"50 Ways To Say Goodbye"

My heart is paralyzed
My head was oversized
I'll take the high road like I should
You said it's meant to be
That it's not you, it's me
You're leaving now for my own good

That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

She went down in an airplane
Fried getting suntanned
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!
She met a shark under water
Fell and no one caught her
I returned everything I ever bought her
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died

My pride still feels the sting
You were my everything
Some day I'll find a love like yours (a love like yours)
She'll think I'm Superman
Not super minivan
How could you leave on Yom Kippur?

That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

She was caught in a mudslide
Eaten by a lion
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!
She dried up in the desert
Drowned in a hot tub
Danced to death at an east side night club
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died

I wanna live a thousand lives with you
I wanna be the one you're dying to
Love...but you don't want to

That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

She went down in an airplane
Fried getting suntanned
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!
She met a shark under water
Fell and no one caught her
I returned everything I ever bought her
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies

She was caught in a mudslide
Eaten by a lion
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!
She dried up in the desert
Drowned in a hot tub
Danced to death at an east side night club
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died

Hot Chocolate

Unfortunately today I was forced to eat Ghirardelli chocolate.  Usually I would not be so let down by this, what girl does not like chocolate?  Anona and Austin went and spent a few days in the lovely city of San Francisco last week and they like to bring back treats/gifts.  I was lucky to have received a chocolate sculpture of the Golden Gate Bridge.  (do you see where I am going with this??)  This is the unfortunate part:  I have a car now (thanks also to Austin and Anona) and I did not clean out the car entirely when I got back from a wonderful weekend with their family and momma.  Also, I had to park in the hot sun for two days due to a parking issue..  Sad to say it, I went out to get it today (actually a cord for the TiVO) and saw it there. On the seat. MELTED.  So I was of course forced to it eat!  But I have to say, I do clean up nicely!  Don't you think?

Thank you Sobczak's!!  Yummy!!